𝖘𝖆𝖑𝖙𝖇𝖚𝖗𝖓𝖙 𝖎𝖓𝖇𝖔𝖝.

[abyssale]

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@dani (voice)

[godspark]

I've decided that when you're king, you should invent electricity. And movies, we should have movies.

[abyssale]

You do recall we have problems with limited resources, yes?

[godspark]

The movies have interesting ideas about vampires. We might take some inspiration.

[abyssale]

.... what does that even mean?

[godspark]

Not even one time have I seen you control mist or turn into a bat.

[abyssale]

Because I can't.

[godspark]

And I suppose sparkling is completely out of the question.

[abyssale]

What the fuck are you people watching that you think I can sparkle? You know I can't go in the sun!

[godspark]

There's quite a collection. I think I have a new hobby.

[abyssale]

Stop watching the vampire ones.

[godspark]

But he has the skin of a killer, Bella.

[abyssale]

I fucking hate this place.

[godspark]

Will you put me on your back and run really fast up a mountain?

[abyssale]

I don't understand these references and I refuse to.

[godspark]

We should watch them together. You might get some ideas.

[abyssale]

I'm not watching the vampire ones.

[godspark]

Are you afraid they'll be offensive?

[abyssale]

I know they're going to be idiotic.

[godspark]

They have their moments.

[abyssale]

No.

[godspark]

These people are really creative.

[abyssale]

Then Im sure you'll enjoy it alone.

[godspark]

Who says I'll go alone? Lots of people like the vampire ones.

[abyssale]

Then without me is what I should have said.

[godspark]

You know, you're sorely mistaken.