𝖘𝖆𝖑𝖙𝖇𝖚𝖗𝖓𝖙 𝖎𝖓𝖇𝖔𝖝.

[abyssale]

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[abyssale]

Then Im sure you'll enjoy it alone.

[godspark]

Who says I'll go alone? Lots of people like the vampire ones.

[abyssale]

Then without me is what I should have said.

[godspark]

You know, you're sorely mistaken.

[abyssale]

About what?

[godspark]

That not going with me will stop the teasing.

[abyssale]

I'll just lock my bedroom door and ignore your calls.

[godspark]

You realise we share a bathroom.

[abyssale]

I can lock the door to the bedroom from there too, you know.

[godspark]

Not while you're lounging in the bath.

[abyssale]

I'll push the vanity in front of your door so you can't come in.

[godspark]

I can lay by it on my side and talk under the door.

[abyssale]

They have things hear called headphones that play music directly in your ears so you can't hear anything else.

[godspark]

Songs have to end sometime. I can be patient.

[abyssale]

I can string endless songs until i leave the bath.

[godspark]

But in the little spaces in between, you will hear me on the other side talking about spider monkeys.

And you will wonder what that has to do with vampires.

And then I will win.

[abyssale]

I'm genuinely ignoring you now.

[godspark]

Okay.

I think you're prettier than the sparkling boy.

[abyssale]

I haven't disappointed you with my inability to sparkle, then?

[godspark]

No that's stupid, that's why it's funny.

[abyssale]

It's offensive.

[godspark]

It's hilarious, I laughed at loud.

You're not meant to do that in a movie apparently.

[abyssale]

I don't see why it would be if the joke calls for it.

[godspark]

It's supposed to be serious romance or something, I don't know.

But it definitely called for it.